Crop Enthusiast Gifts

Hey, those are not menus!

Crop Walk.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Cow and Milk

'Shuck me.'

Police Cow!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

The worm that churned!

"Can you keep a secret?"

Runner Bean...

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'