Cultivation Enthusiast Gifts

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Cats and gardens.

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Milking the Cow.

'That plant food really works!'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain