Agriculture Enthusiasts Gifts

A Protractor.

The Butcher

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Look, a bit of good news.'

HEY!

Farmer Problems

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Raptures

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Okay, dig that one up!

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Cow of BEEF

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Free Range Employees.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Cow and Milk

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'Shuck me.'