Agriculture Fan Gifts

A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.

I put little hats on them to attract investors. Small-cap stock!

Pig Meat.

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Raptures

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Farmer and FIsherman

Okay, dig that one up!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Free Range Employees.

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Cow of BEEF

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Police Cow!