Agriculture Lover Gifts

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

"And I dreamed I was flying over fields and fields of happy farmers"

Cornrows

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Raptures

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Farmer and FIsherman

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

The worm that churned!

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!