Agri-lover Gifts

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Raptures

"Scuba cow"

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Free Range Cows.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Branding Consultant

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