Agri-lover Mugs

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Raptures

Farmer and FIsherman

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Free Range Cows.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Branding Consultant

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Snowman carrot substitute.

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."