Agri-tech Lover Mugs

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Branding Consultant

Free Range Cows.

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

Ancient Farming Practises.

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Don't play with your food!

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland