Farm Tech Enthusiast Mugs

'I know it's been three days since we installed it. As soon as we find the on-off switch you can start milking.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

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Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Dogs and Chickens

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'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Farmer's credit.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'

A Stretch Cow.