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'I know it's been three days since we installed it. As soon as we find the on-off switch you can start milking.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Farmer's credit.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"