Tech-savvy Farm Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

A Stretch Cow.

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

'He's in a good mood today.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Messy Christmas, Dave."

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof