Tech-savvy Farm Enthusiasts Gifts

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Messy Christmas, Dave."

'He's in a good mood today.'

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A Stretch Cow.