Tech-savvy Farmers Gifts

I'm texting!

I'm still downloading...

"They'd better not try to stuff me full of electronics."

'It's an i-Bell Mum: I can download a new ring-tone whenever I want...'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"You're hogging all the bandwidth."

A cow going through a tunnel.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

A Protractor.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Farmer using a photo editing program

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

This one needs re-booting!

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Modern Shepherding

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Milk Machine

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

'He's a Tex'an.'

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."

'. . . download the top bales, then upload them into the barn...got it?'