Techie Farmer Gifts

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

I'm on 'vibrate'.

'Where's the main office?' 'Oink, oink.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

Dept. de Philosophie

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

Learning.

I lactate, therefore I am.

Where steel wool comes from.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

This one needs re-booting!

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.