Farm Geek Gifts

This one needs re-booting!

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Bird Torture.

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Free Range Employees.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow of BEEF

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'The sty is falling!!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Wild Cow.

"Do kids eat free?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'Food fight!'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!