Farm Geek Mugs

This one needs re-booting!

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bird Torture.

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow of BEEF

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Do kids eat free?"

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Food fight!'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Domestic Animals.