Tech-loving Farmer Gifts

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

This one needs re-booting!

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Modern Shepherding

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

Milk Machine

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

I'm texting!

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

Technology and Agriculture

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'He's a Tex'an.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Agriculture and New Technologies

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"