Tech-loving Farmer Prints

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

This one needs re-booting!

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Milk Machine

I'm texting!

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

Technology and Agriculture

Agriculture and New Technologies

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'He's a Tex'an.'

"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."