Techie Farmer Pillows

"Let's skip the whistling. Just mail me on www.comeby.co.uk."

I'm on 'vibrate'.

'Where's the main office?' 'Oink, oink.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

Dept. de Philosophie

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

I lactate, therefore I am.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Learning.

Farmer using a photo editing program

Where steel wool comes from.

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

This one needs re-booting!

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Modern Shepherding

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Remote control sheepdog

Milk Machine