Farm Machinery Enthusiast Mugs

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'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

You complete me!

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

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Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

You must un-learn bowel control!

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Dogs and Chickens

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

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"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

A cow on a drip.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."