Construction Machinery Enthusiast Mugs

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Arts and crafts

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

The Hammer

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Building a company.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Crane fishing

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'