Construction Machinery Enthusiast Prints

"Well, it certainly looks like our champion has met his match today."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Arts and crafts

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

The Hammer

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Pelican and Origami