Heavy Equipment Aficionado Mugs

"Can you describe it?"

Award Winning Gardener

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

DIY horror.

Crane fishing

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Moses and the bridge.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

Men's Prayer Group.

Builders.

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Carpenter

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

Acupressure Gauge

The biggest fish.

Workers rest

A cheese grader

A Utility Knife.