Agriculture Aficionados Gifts

"Looks like grain prices are up."

'Harvesting already, I see...'

"Things are worse than we thought."

'It's her birthday.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"They'd better not try to stuff me full of electronics."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'If you don't water them enough they burn before the're ripe...'

Cow Pollen

'Why can't you just read seed catalogs in the winter like other gardeners?'

'I can't be sure, but. . . I think the sheep maybe interbreeding!'

Ukrainian Tractors Pull Russian Tanks

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Raptures

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

An early space launch attempt.

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!