Agriculture Admirers Gifts

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Tarriff-ied

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Raptures

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Farmer and FIsherman

Okay, dig that one up!

Get on with it!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Can you keep a secret?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Runner Bean...

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"