Agriculture Admirers Gifts

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Tarriff-ied

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Raptures

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Farmer and FIsherman

Okay, dig that one up!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The worm that churned!

Cow and Milk

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Runner Bean...

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'