Agriculture Appreciators Gifts

The first Airbender!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

View to the Future

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Raptures

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

Cow and Milk

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Police Cow!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

The worm that churned!

"Can you keep a secret?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'