Agricultural Appreciator Gifts

I've changed a bit since that photo was taken!

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Raptures

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Police Cow!

'Shuck me.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The worm that churned!

Cow and Milk

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.