Agriculture Enthusiast Gifts

Disraeli's Empty Promises to Agriculture

Farmers and smart looking scarecrow - "I get so much subsidy I don't know what to do with it!"

'How's the sponsorship deal going?'

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'Looks like we're playing 'good crop, bad crop'.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

The herd of hearing.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"Why should I spend any money on a new potato digger-bagger? I've got my kids!"

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

"If Congress passes the new GOP tax plan we won't have to sell the farm to pay the death tax...!"

Cash Cows.

The role of administration.

'I'm taking one step at a time. Next year I get the barn.'

Farmer Problems.

'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'

This piggy has federal subsidies. This little piggy has none. So this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the poor house.

Falling Dairy Prices.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fields too wet? One solution...

'One day this rich fellow moved in and bought up all the subdivision's garden hoses.'

Farmers in Trouble.

Fat Cat City Farmers...

Drought 2012.

'It's only fair, the bigger you are, the more you get.'

No Cap Subsidies. . . farmers in trouble.

Farmer's Bumper Crop

"Sorry ma'm, we'd love to two your vehicle, but I need all my farm hands to help fill out the subsidy forms!"

Bankruptcy

Production and Sales

"My first soybean."

"Same old thing; milking and grazing. How was your day, dear?"

"Oh, he's happy alright! He's just heard on the radio that the prices of milk, wool and eggs are on the rise on the commodity market. . ."

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."