Agriculture Enthusiast Mugs

Milking the Cow.

Disraeli's Empty Promises to Agriculture

Farmers and smart looking scarecrow - "I get so much subsidy I don't know what to do with it!"

'How's the sponsorship deal going?'

'Old Doc gets tired after a hundred head or so, and we try to help him out.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Looks like we're playing 'good crop, bad crop'.'

'I'm taking one step at a time. Next year I get the barn.'

"If Congress passes the new GOP tax plan we won't have to sell the farm to pay the death tax...!"

The herd of hearing.

Cash Cows.

'Stop grumbling-on this farm everyone works.'

"Why should I spend any money on a new potato digger-bagger? I've got my kids!"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Farmer Problems.

The role of administration.

"Oh, he's happy alright! He's just heard on the radio that the prices of milk, wool and eggs are on the rise on the commodity market. . ."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fields too wet? One solution...

Hello?

'One day this rich fellow moved in and bought up all the subdivision's garden hoses.'

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Milk production

"Sorry ma'm, we'd love to two your vehicle, but I need all my farm hands to help fill out the subsidy forms!"

Drought 2012.

Farmer's Bumper Crop

This piggy has federal subsidies. This little piggy has none. So this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way to the poor house.

No Cap Subsidies. . . farmers in trouble.

'It's only fair, the bigger you are, the more you get.'

Fat Cat City Farmers...

No, I don't think you have the 'X' factor at all!

Farmers in Trouble.

Falling Dairy Prices.

'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'