Agricultural Appreciator Prints

I've changed a bit since that photo was taken!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Raptures

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Farmer and FIsherman

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

"Can you keep a secret?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'