Agriculture Lover Prints

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

"And I dreamed I was flying over fields and fields of happy farmers"

Cornrows

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Raptures

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Twitter that!

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

'Shuck me.'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'