"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."
Agribusiness Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for the agribusiness fan in your life? Our collection blends humor, creativity, and a love for agriculture on a variety of products. Perfect for those who thrive on the farm or just love the agribusiness lifestyle. From witty mugs to eye-catching t-shirts, heartfelt pillows to inspiring prints, find something that truly resonates. Whether it’s for a hardworking farmer or an enthusiast who appreciates the land's bounty, these gifts add a touch of personality to any space or wardrobe. Celebrate the green thumbs and the busy fields with our creative collection tailored just for agribusiness fans.
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
Raptures
Farmer and FIsherman
Get on with it!
'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.
'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'
"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."
"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"
"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."
"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."
Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'
Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!
"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"
Hectare?
"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."
"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."
There goes Farmer Ceutical.
"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"
Ancient Farming Practises.
"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"
I put little hats on them to attract investors. Small-cap stock!
'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'
St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland
Tractor Art
'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'
Don't play with your food!
'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'
A Protractor.
GM Scarecrow
The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.
Agribusiness Fan Gifts Collection
Agribusiness Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and creative mugs perfect for agribusiness enthusiasts — start their mornings with a smile and a cup of land-loving humor.
Agribusiness Fan Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate farming and agribusiness — great for adding personality and comfort to any home or farm office space.
Agribusiness Fan Prints
Browse inspiring art prints that pay homage to agriculture and farming, ideal for decorating the space of any dedicated agribusiness enthusiast.
Agribusiness Fan T-Shirts
Discover a range of fun and stylish t-shirts for agribusiness fans—perfect for showing pride in the land and industry, whether on the farm or out and about.