Agribusiness Fan Prints

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Raptures

Farmer and FIsherman

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Tractor Art

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Don't play with your food!

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

A Protractor.

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.