American Farmer Fan Prints

'For taxes, bad weather, rising expenses, etc.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Well, that one got away."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

Yoyo sheep

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Hang on a minute...'

Milkin' Impossible

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Cheesie Rider