Farmlife Fan Prints

Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Boomerang cow.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

You complete me!

COWS: Cow Pong

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'