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Cow accidently treading on her own udder.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Well, that one got away."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

COWS: Cow Pong

Where Deviled Eggs come from

No, I don

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

You complete me!

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Boomerang cow.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Bless You.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'