Farm Life Follower T-Shirts

'Here's the problem! Her udder is broker down!'

"Don't worry about digging under the chicken coop fence: I have a bolt-cutter..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Support group for sheep.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Sheep dog late for work

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Scuba cow"

"Well, that one got away."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Dedication to excellence....

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Static cling."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

You complete me!

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.