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'Now do you believe me?'

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'What a disappointment: The grass IS greener on the other side, but it doesn't taste any better...'

Erm, eyes up here, pal!

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

The Gene Pool.

Maude took the kids to the farm to see an egg getting laid.

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

"Are you sure you're fully qualified"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow slip

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Cock-A-Doodle-Brew. Coffee joint for Roosters.

"Moo means moo."

'You two, sort it out!'

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

My mission is to get to the spacestation before the plumber does!

'My mom wants to know if you'd like to come over for dinner.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

"I can’t help it. I’m drawn to bad boys."

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

"Well, that one got away."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!