American Farmer Fan Pillows

'For taxes, bad weather, rising expenses, etc.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

"Well, that one got away."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Yoyo sheep

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

1,572 Performances.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Hang on a minute...'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Milkin' Impossible