Agribusiness Admirer Gifts

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

'The circle is complete!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Raptures

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Boomerang cow.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Haywatch

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

A cow ventriloquist.

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Rooster

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'Have you watered your horse today?'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"