Agribusiness Enthusiasts Gifts

"We all needed a Coffey break."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Milking the Cow.

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Cow Pollen

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Hectare?

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Branding Consultant

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Free Range Cows.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

COW. JUST COW.

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

The first Airbender!

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

A Protractor.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

The herd of hearing.