Agribusiness Professional Gifts

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

Drought ruined corn crop.

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

You certainly have a way with chickens.

'I think Willis has gone overboard with his 'agribusiness' image.'

"Profits are up since moving to battery hens!"

"First I used one herbicide, then another, then it got out of hand."

After losing cancer lawsuit, Bayer turns Monsanto into an arms factory.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Biodiversity

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

GMOs

Illuminating agricultural production

Desk of an urban farm manager

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

How Guinea Pigs are made.

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

Planting Dreams.

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

Cow Named After Farmer's Wife

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

'No, the other kind.'

Corn Price Denialism