Agricultural Business Professional Gifts

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

GMOs

Desk of an urban farm manager

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

Illuminating agricultural production

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

How Guinea Pigs are made.

Rural Cityscape

Human population Train.