Agricultural Professional Gifts

Planting Dreams.

Dingleberry Farms

Shows at 6 am and 6 pm daily.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Yoyo sheep

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Agricultural Psychology

Pull the udder one

Biodiversity

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'Who's the new guy?'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Moo! OOM!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Crop duster wanted.

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."