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Planting Dreams.

Shows at 6 am and 6 pm daily.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Yoyo sheep

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Pull the udder one

Agricultural Psychology

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I'm an enigma!"

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Moo! OOM!

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Who's the new guy?'

Crop duster wanted.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?