Agricultural Manager T-Shirts

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Rural Cityscape

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

'Do the workers feel we are milking them for too many hours a week?'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

She was his star, and he followed her career closely.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Bees SOS

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Yoyo sheep

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Biodiversity

Pull the udder one

Agricultural Psychology

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'