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Boring agriculture

Bureaucracy sits on US food production while ignoring world hunger.

"You can't get 'payment in kind' because what you raise is illegal."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Alien crapload

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Snail trap

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Some genetically engineered pig

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.