Agricultural Officer Pillows

Boring agriculture

Bureaucracy sits on US food production while ignoring world hunger.

"You can't get 'payment in kind' because what you raise is illegal."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Alien crapload

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Snail trap

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Some genetically engineered pig

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'