Agricultural Manager Pillows

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Rural Cityscape

'Do the workers feel we are milking them for too many hours a week?'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

She was his star, and he followed her career closely.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Vineyard

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Bees SOS

Yoyo sheep

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Agricultural Psychology

Pull the udder one

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Farmers' Warnings.

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"You're famous, Angus."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'