Agricultural Consultant Pillows

Human population Train.

"To be honest, I didn't realise things were quite so bad"

Farmers' Warnings.

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

EU-budget

Credit and Farmers

'I'm wondering what our strategic produce could be?'

"Locusts!"

"I can't stand rutabagas - couldn't you pay me for NOT growing broccoli instead?"

"Haven't seem 'em day day. Maybe free range lemming farming wasn't such a good idea."

"You mean you can get a government subsidy for doing nothing?"

'One day son, all this will be Monsanto's'

'Sorry - that's the only piece of equipment we don't stand behind.'

'We have plenty of electricity and great phone service but still no rain.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Sales of Farm Equipment

The Secret Thoughts of Trees

"To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds..."

Future for US farmers...

Drop the Hose

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Biodiversity

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"